Max: "No." [translated: "Yeah, I could probably use a bathroom break."]
"Max, do you need to go potty?"
"NO!" ["Hell, yes."]
"Max, do you need to go potty?"
<silence> ["I am going potty."]
<unsolicited>
"I need to go potty." ["I just went potty (not in the bathroom)."]
<unsolicited>
"Oops . . ." ["Get the wipes, dad."]
<unsolicited>
"Don't be mad!" ["I'm about to make you doubt everything you think you know about order and justice in this universe, dad."]
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