Tuesday, August 14, 2012

You Speaky Two-Year Old?

Me: "Max, do you need to go potty?"
Max: "No." [translated: "Yeah, I could probably use a bathroom break."]

"Max, do you need to go potty?"
"NO!" ["Hell, yes."]

"Max, do you need to go potty?"
<silence> ["I am going potty."]

<unsolicited>
"I need to go potty." ["I just went potty (not in the bathroom)."]

<unsolicited>
"Oops . . ." ["Get the wipes, dad."]

<unsolicited>
"Don't be mad!" ["I'm about to make you doubt everything you think you know about order and justice in this universe, dad."]